I resolve to... ?

With 2010 here, it's time I should make some New Year resolutions. They are going to seem really unrealistic though.

I resolve to:
1) Not procrastinate
I always push back stuff and end up having one entire pile to do at the last moment. Not good at all.

2) Save more money
I literally spent every single cent I received the previous year. MUST SAVE MORE MONEY IF I WANT TO SPEND IT LEISURELY!

3) Be funnier
Sometimes, people say that my jokes are really lame. Got to step up on the jokes and make people laugh. But NOT AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS.

4) Lose weight
Now, this is something I resolve to do every year, but in reality, it reverse engineered. I'm going to jog every evening after coming home. MUST DO! Also must eat lesser! NO EXCUSES! Or later more NS then die!

5) Not to annoy people too much
To some people, I am an annoying prick that gets in their nerves. Sorry! I'll change that bad side of me!

6) Say goodbye to excuses
I'm always making excuses. Time to stop that!

7) Study more
I don't want to be a degenerate to society in the future! Must study harder for my sake!

8) Make more friends
I love my friends, and am not afraid to make more.

9) Be a better friend
I want to be a better friend like how my friends are. They do a lot for me, but there is little I can do to repay them. I wish that I can repay them in some way or another!

They are the must-dos that are on the top list of my MUST-DOS. Have to abide by them, no matter what. I don't want to be disliked, looked down or hated by others after all.